Now you can finally fit in with all the awkward people in your neighborhood thanks to your Emergency Poncho from MyMedic! We know you've always wanted a piece of clothing that crackles with every movement. Now you can wear it to the movie theater and cover up the sound of your annoyingly loud candy opening - you know who you are.
In all seriousness, this Emergency Poncho is great for not dying to death, helps you make friends, and makes a great personal dutch oven (you know the kind). The NASA technology will reflect 90% of your body heat (and 100% of your farts) back to you for maximum warmth retention. Folded nicely to satisfy your OCD and stay compact to fit in any emergency bag or first aid kit.
+ Mylar lining reflects 90% of your body heat to help prevent hypothermia in rough conditions
+ Poncho design so your hands can do what hands do, without having to hold a blanket on
+ Roomy fit allows backpack coverage. Verizon doesn't even have coverage like that
+ Hood prevents heat loss from head and aliens from controlling your mind. For real.
+ Dimensions | 3.5" x 6" x .75"
+ Weight | 2.3 oz